But, I expected too much of our relationship I think - which only started as an accident anyway if you care to remember (that's another thing you never seem to forget any of my personal details, it's creepy). Don't get me wrong, we had some great times but you're just not as exciting as you were.
The thing is, I've started seeing other search engines occasionally. Not all the time, no there's no one serious... yet. They do things for me you never did though and aren't afraid of making me a little frightened. You should have seen the pictures Snap showed me, the way Hakia listened to me, and well... to be honest I did have some group fun with Clusty.
I take full responsibility for this, I obviously expected too much and that wasn't fair on you - just know that you'll always have a special place in my head.
PS. And Google, please do write me back, I'm open to your views here and I know how personable you are. Heck, if you're passing by in your awesome ride, just leave me a comment even. (Diggnation t-shirt for the best response!).
(Originally posted at my other blog : here)